{"product_id":"what-the-actual-fck-candle","title":"What the Actual F*ck Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eCucumber-Aloe Daquiri scented \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eNet wt. 7 oz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eHand-poured 100% soy wax candle\u003cbr\u003eBurn time: approx. 40 hours\u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48378035699918,"sku":"xkb1789847965983","price":15.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0671\/2416\/6862\/files\/what-the-actual-fck-candle_1.png?v=1789847969","url":"https:\/\/coverallseamw.shop\/products\/what-the-actual-fck-candle","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}